a single meaty bass twang has killed millions and will kill millions more
a single meaty
bass twang has killed millions and
will kill millions more
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad
no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max's eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that's feminist because she's a girl dragon. what about fiona's sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i've had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday
So I’m in the garderobe at the ye olde market wherein I toil wiping my hands minding my own business, and I notice this maiden scowling at me. Note I’m wearing my hair in a medieval pageboy style and have a 'seize the ogre' tunic on. So I’m like
“make thy quarrel known wench”
And she just says
“Are you a fucking farqiona?”
and she started screaming like some wilde beaft at me so I was like 'stay thy tongue!' and her mother runs in and says 'verily let it be known the lord farquaad and the princess are to be wed!' and had.her thrown in the stocks for all of duloc to see her shame. And bought for me a whole suckling pig to apologise. a like, most merry day indeed
This take is literally insane. Lord farquad tortures people and attempted to have Shrek killed. He literally is a villain for being a really bad person. Sure he could get eaten and a whole KINGDOM of people's lives may improve. Does he deserve happiness? Debatable. BUT Fiona doesn't like him where with Rey and Kylo, there is mutual attraction.
There's absolutely more to unpack here OP not to mention you posted the question to yourself in the first place so like giving unhinged.
ok. Why do youhate strong women
This post is how I learned Lord Farquaad's real name is Maximus btw
Customer: JARHEAD IS A NAME FOR US MARINES I WAS IN THE MARINES FOR 20 YEARS.
DMV: SLANG DEROGATORY ERM USED BY CIVILIANS FOR MARINES
Verdict: ACCEPTED
